This post is the result of a sense of disgust growing that I can no longer endure.
Yesterday I followed with great interest the long-awaited speech on La7 Fini.
I apologize right now for the apparent "vulgarity" that I write, but do not worry, it will be my "inventions" but will be wise logical reconstruction of quotes made by those directly involved. I will try to
from the beginning and then get to the end ... think about it maybe that will be the beginning ....( attention, Aramostre are always lurking beyond the black tower ;)).
Well let's start with "a few years ago, when a knight very funny, sent by the lord, he set the goal of liberating their country from a powerful sect that ruled the country, all institutions and all existing markets and all the minds of men and animals and also of the virus as well as cancer : that of the Communists.
The company was hard, the balls (Communists) were physiologically twice as many morons (The new National Liberation Front) ... the ratio was 2 to 1. We had to invent a strategy, numerically not do could be done ... and then sought the help of a knight-errant that was said was circulating around in the realms of northern barbarians, this went by the name Umberto. Umberto was famous for his manhood ( had it hard said the villagers in the valley) and the prick in the hand of one who had it hard because it would give the impetus to become very large and relegated, albeit in numerical majority, the balls in a subordinate position, almost hidden.
Years and years of hard work by hand and Umberto succeeded in its intent, and he heads managed to win it for some time ... until ...
dell'umberto hand, heavy and rough, he began to sweat and toil, an infection soon began to see each other and their heads began to have discomfort, pain ....
a cyst began to look down there, in a remote corner and this cyst began to become livid, large, terrible ... the cyst began to rebel against the strategy conducted by the rider's funny to have the upper hand on his balls and also started to look a lot like a jerk so that the rider was too funny began to suspect a new asshole, nay, it was (yes, even the "fin (I) and" cyst is now a Communist )....
the cyst, which until then had been a faithful and dear parasite clinging to the head then rebelled. The strategy was clear that something went wrong. The moment of excitement would not last long, his body was old and was now too little imagination to see "beyond" the obstacle to his balls ... more there was no way, would not inflate! The
umberto is fierce, her head began to droop and the cyst was throbbing ... my balls were starting to look seuppur children ages ........
The cyst then spoke
"the head is actually a jerk, he is a leader of the balls (the similarity stalin-Berlusconi was one of the funniest things I've ever seen ...) and we left her (the head), even if willing, will join us and leave the hand that has so far only drugged. "
So are these events in sequence: 1
. we were surrounded by communists.
2. Fini has become common because it gave against the psychodwarf
3 . The psycho-dwarf has been identified as the leader of the Communists by Fini ( Quote Stalin )
4. we are still ruled by communists.
.... I knew that eventually this would happen!
to think of it this could be a remake of "Animal Farm" in key Mediaset-Style ......
Goll.
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